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If you've got money, we've got stuff to sell. All orders are PROCESSED SECURELY, you can pay via CREDIT CARD or PAYPAL, and your order will be delivered to your door with NO SHIPPING OR TAX CHARGES. All items are unconditionally guaranteed to ROCK YOUR ASS OFF. If any items fail to do so and you are not completely satisfied, then Joel and/or Nick will personally come to your home and surgically remove your ass for you!

 


CD



ELEMENOPY'S DEBUT 6-SONG EP:

"SGT. WALRUS'S WESTWARD JOURNEY - VOLUME 0.0"

suggested retail price: One Million Dollars

sale price today only: $5.00!!!

DVD



THIS DVD CONTAINS OVER 97 MINUTES OF AMAZING
LIVE PERFORMANCES, PLUS ALL OF THE OVER-THE-TOP
STAGE ANTICS THAT ELEMENOPY IS KNOWN FOR:

"EFFING THE GENRE POLICE... LIVE!"

suggested retail price: One Arm & One Leg

sale price today only: $10.00!!!

T-SHIRT

AVAILABLE IN VARIOUS SIZES & COLORS, ALL WITH
THE ELEMENOPY LOGO AND "Ef the Genre Police"
PRINTED ACROSS THE CHEST.

suggested retail price: Your First Born

sale price today only: $10.00!!!

SIZE
COLOR

HOODIE



THE HOODIE IS AVAILABLE ONLY IN BLACK XL

suggested retail price: Your Eternal Soul

sale price today only: $20.00!!!


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