If you've got money, we've got stuff to sell. All orders are PROCESSED SECURELY, you can pay via CREDIT CARD or PAYPAL, and your order will be delivered to your door with NO SHIPPING OR TAX CHARGES. All items are unconditionally guaranteed to ROCK YOUR ASS OFF. If any items fail to do so and you are not completely satisfied, then Joel and/or Nick will personally come to your home and surgically remove your ass for you!
THE NEW CD!
ELEMENOPY'S NEW 13-SONG LP:
"THE SOUND THAT THURSDAY BUILT" (2010)
suggested retail price: One Million Dollars
sale price today only: $10.00!!!
THE CD THAT STARTED IT ALL!
ELEMENOPY'S DEBUT 6-SONG EP:
"SGT. WALRUS'S WESTWARD JOURNEY - VOLUME 0.0"
suggested retail price: One Arm & One Leg
sale price today only: $5.00!!!
DVD
THIS DVD CONTAINS OVER 97 MINUTES OF AMAZING LIVE PERFORMANCES, PLUS ALL OF THE OVER-THE-TOP STAGE ANTICS THAT ELEMENOPY IS KNOWN FOR:
"EFFING THE GENRE POLICE... LIVE!"
suggested retail price: Your Eternal Soul
sale price today only: $10.00!!!
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT! Please allow 1 to 2 weeks for delivery
